Welcome to the Club
We are proud to be the world’s longest-running community dedicated to the interests of the disproportionately cranial. From practical support to philosophical discussion, Fathead Club offers unmatched fellowship for big-headed humans. If you’ve ever struggled with narrow doorframes, ski helmets, or shallow thinking — you’re home.
Words from Our Members
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— Craig T., Spokane
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Distinguished Members Directory
Measured cranial capacity: “Producer-grade.”
Gene Benedict — Executive
Gene oversees sprawling, brain-melting video output, compressing entire universes of footage into single frames. Around the Club we quietly suspect that the scope of his forehead is directly proportional to the number of timelines he manages in a given week. Gene’s headspace is where projects go to get sharpened, scheduled, and shipped.
Legacy 2004 monitor-sized noggin.
Steve Dijon — Founder
Steve is the founder of a programming company that feels like a rural repair shop wired directly into the mainframe. His codebase, like his head, leans slightly widescreen—plenty of room for oddball architectures, homemade protocols, and long-term thinking. In Fathead Club terms, Steve is our full-stack dome: equal parts hardware nostalgia and future-facing brainpower.